Tuesday, August 31, 2010

My Best Omegle Chat I've Ever Had

temen-temen tau omegle?
yap, omegle adalah sebuah site. disana kita bisa chat sama orang asing yang entah siapa, entah dimana, dan entah sedang apa MySpace aku jarang sih main ke omegle, karena sering kedapetan chat sama orang-orang yang nyebelin. baru mulai chat dan dia nanya asal dari mana, terus dijawab 'indonesia', dia langsung disconnect. gimana ngga gondok?

nah, barusan aja aku iseng main ke omegle lagi.. setelah beberapa kali kedapetan chat sama orang-orang rese (ada orang india yang keras kepala dan orang finlandia yang sombong), aku chat sama cwo denmark berusia 17 tahun yang baik hati dan ramah. tapi dia suka p*rn MySpace huahuahahaha walaupun begitu, asyik juga sih chat sama dia.. dia bilang aku keren pas aku cerita hobiku main game, dan aku suka Final Fantasy. tapi sayang speedy ku macet di jalan dan pembicaraan pun terputus.

nah..
akhirnya aku kedapetan chat sama seorang warga negara korea berusia 22 tahun, namanya janja. walaupun umurnya jauh lebih tua, tapi dia baik loh. sekarang aku sama dia jadi sahabat pena via email. rasanya seneng bisa punya temen dari berbagai belahan duniaMySpace kita ngobrolin macem-macem. ada Boys Over Flower, Kim Bum, sampe sistem pendidikan di negara masing-masing juga huahuahahaha
oh iya, dia juga suka pas aku bilang 'hehehe'. katanya itu lucu. padahal buat kita orang indonesia sih biasa aja yaaa MySpace


nah..
ini dia history chat kita. sengaja kupasang disini karena baru kali ini aku sukses chat sama orang di omegle huahuahahaha
biasanya gw berakhir gondok abis.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: hi there
You: I'm eating chocolate
Stranger: kewl
Stranger: :)
Stranger: that so deli
Stranger: whats your name?>
You: anna
You: you?
Stranger: janja
You: janja? quite unique
You: from?
Stranger: korea
Stranger: n u?
You: wow, korea! some of my friends like korea so much
You: indonesia :)
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: indonesia..
Stranger: which country?
You: you don't know indonesia?
Stranger: well
Stranger: that..
Stranger: arent certain area?
You: heheh it's okay..
You: it's on asia
You: you know bali?
Stranger: Aha ..
Stranger: Okay!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I will go honey moon to there
You: of course, bali is part of indonesia
You: cool :D
Stranger: Ohh cool
Stranger: how old r u?
You: I'm 14. you?
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: haha
You: wow
You: university?
Stranger: Not
Stranger: next year
Stranger: i will enter
You: I see
Stranger: Your creed is Islam?
You: yes
You: is that wrong?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I have not religion
You: hmm
Stranger: I
Stranger: I want to know your country and you
Stranger: I am not native
Stranger: so I cant write english well
Stranger: But I can read
You: I understand, glad to meet you :)
Stranger: :)
You: it's ok. my english also quiet bad
You: keep practicing ;)
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: Purpose of coming here is practicing
Stranger: You know
You: cool! me too!
Stranger: Anycall or Samsung or LG
You: haha we both have a same purpose
You: I use Nokia
You: but now my cellphone's program is broken
Stranger: Nokia is cool!
Stranger: Aha.
You: how about you?
You: you use Nokia too?
Stranger: I use anycall
Stranger: but
Stranger: before
Stranger: I used nokia
You: great. which type?
Stranger: Nokia 5800 XpressMusic
You: wooow I'm using 5310 now
Stranger: wow~
You: how's 5800? is that cool?
You: I have a plan to buy a new cellphone
Stranger: very very cool
Stranger: but
You: but?
Stranger: that one was falled in water
Stranger: :(
Stranger: and broken
Stranger: :(
You: I'm sorry :(
You: you must be sad
Stranger: Yes i was
Stranger: now ..
Stranger: kewl
Stranger: haha
You: I too, when my cellphone broken, I keep crying and crying..
You: heheh
You: what a baby :)
Stranger: what a baby?
You: yes.. I keep crying like a baby
You: heheh
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: heheh is sound that means :)
Stranger: ?
Stranger: smile?
Stranger: heheh
You: yeah, it's same as 'hahaha' or 'lol'
You: :D
Stranger: very cute text !!
Stranger: heheh
You: I usually use it. we called it 'terkekeh' in indonesia
You: hehehe
You: is that cute?
Stranger: yes vert cool
Stranger: terkekeh
Stranger: I want to go indonesia
You: yes, 'terkekeh'. for you it must be funny right? :)
Stranger: okay
Stranger: right
You: for me korea is an interesting country
Stranger: You know some of my country?
You: Boys Over Flowers is airing now in my country
You: not much
Stranger: Haha
You: but lot of my friends love korea so much :)
Stranger: Boys over Flower
You: Kim Bum makes they crazy lol
Stranger: very enteresting
You: you know that drama?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I had seen
Stranger: that drama
Stranger: 10 Months ago
You: I see
Stranger: You are seeing that drama?
You: the story same as Meteor Garden and Hana Yori Dango..
You: nope
You: I haven't see it before
Stranger: okay
You: I always wondering how the drama is
You: because it makes my friends truly addicted
Stranger: very fun but not so realistic
You: hmm
Stranger: Most of Indonesia people
Stranger: use English?
Stranger: You are young but use English very well
You: hmm..
You: not many people use english well.. I also still novice
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you are expert
Stranger: heheheh
You: our english depends on ourselves.. we keep practicing or not..
You: if we stop practicing, it won't grow :)
Stranger: ooh i see..
You: oh no, I'm not expert.. I still have lo learn a lot
You: to
Stranger: You must be an honor student *I was blushing, after this, seriously MySpace
You: I thank you :)
Stranger: :D
You: heheh
You: it's really nice to chat with you :)
Stranger: You know the world " academy="">
Stranger: world -> word
You: yes I know
You: why?
Stranger: I am nice to chat you, too :D
Stranger: Indonesia has the institute ?
Stranger: In korea, the word do not mean "school"
You: hmm..
You: so what is 'academy' mean in korean?
Stranger: I am 20 years old but I am not University Student right?
Stranger: High scool Student until 19 old
Stranger: I had one more text of entering universe
Stranger: And I went Academy
You: oh yeah.. I just realized it.. you isn't university student..
You: what is this 'academy'?
You: in my country, after we finished high school, we just enter the university
You: the examination frights us so much
Stranger: In my Country, The discriminaion relied on Universe Name Value exist
Stranger: So, One more, and two more exist
Stranger: 20 old
Stranger: 21 old
Stranger: most of student go univer at 20 old
You: universe name value?
Stranger: hmm
You: can you explain it more for me? I don't get it.. hehe..
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well
Stranger: When we go to Society
Stranger: Most of people
You: yes?
Stranger: evaluate a person from his or her university
Stranger: 1 class or 2 class Level
Stranger: or 3 class level
Stranger: And
Stranger: We competing to gey 1st class university
Stranger: gry -> get
Stranger: sorry :D
You: oh yes, a bit get it
You: it's okay
Stranger: kewl ..
You: yes, I understand
Stranger: heheheh
You: so in short, you're on academy now? what grade?
Stranger: In 11, 12, 2009
Stranger: i had text
Stranger: so
Stranger: now i am resting
You: the schools in indonesia are divided into some clusters..
You: ah, got it
You: put more effort! :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: Do you have email?
You: yes I have
Stranger: I want to a pen pal with you
You: squall_annhart@yahoo.com
You: it will be my pleasure :)
Stranger: cool~
Stranger: My email address
Stranger: han3057@naver.com
You: ok! then we'll keep touch, right?
Stranger: right!
You: you're is my best chat friend I've ever had in omegle
You: heheh
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: now
Stranger: i send email
You: I usually meet unfriendly friend here.. and I'm kinda annoyed with it
You: but you're different. you're very kind :)
You: ok then!
Stranger: Absolutely, I same too
Stranger: :D
You: hehehe
Stranger: You got mail?
Stranger: I sent
You: yes
You: I've received it
You: and I've sent the reply
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i read
Stranger: I will study english very hard to commuicate with you
Stranger: :D
You: cool, me too for sure
You: others of my family member are very good in english
You: so I won't loose
Stranger: :D cool!
Stranger: anna, what time is it now
Stranger: 9:02 pm here
You: yep
You: now 7:02 in bandung, indonesia
You: wow it's already late
Stranger: 7:02 am?
Stranger: p.m i guess
You: 7:02 pm, sorry hehe
Stranger: terkekeh
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Later, I will send email to you again anna
You: okay, I'll be waiting
Stranger: I have to exit now :(
You: I'm going to have an Japanese TOEFL test tomorrow
You: me too
You: gotta go..
Stranger: Good luck!
You: and I have an examination on school next week
You: thank's! wish me luck, ok?
Stranger: Okay !
Stranger: You will won first grade
Stranger: get best point
Stranger: best score
Stranger: heheh
You: heheh amien :)
You: well then see you!
Stranger: see you!

that's it!
bagaimana kesan kalian? bodor sekali kan? ngga nahan lah waktu dia ngga tau indonesia itu dimana (what a pity, my forgotten country) dan sangat tertarik dengan kata 'hehehe'

Fascinating Omegle Chat Logs

I have been chatting on Omegle all night, and some of the chats are absolutely fascinating. I don't want to flood this blog like I do my fun one. I will summarize here with links.

So far, I spoke with a dirt-road worker from Australia and a 15 years old sophomore girl tennis player from Maryland (trying to explain without sounding parent-yy about not sharing private information on the net).

I have been sharing these logs with a group of social scientists in an email thread. This is so intriguing.

The more interesting chat logs:

1. NSFW, very funny log where you see how anonymity lets people let loose.

2. A guy (apprently) coming out of the closet on Omegle.

3. Seeing social responsibility as base for good and evil
You may find this one boring, but I found it absolutely fascinating seeing how a person views the world in a way I find fscked up.

The person's social identity is what builds her (my guess) view of good and evil. I am thinking 17 years old.

Related Links Tuesday, June 01, 2010 Websites like chatroulette, omegle alternatives

I've met the love of my life in Omegle, the difference is I was there spamming not looking for girls, but whatever you want to do with these sites, here is a list for you.

http://www.myworldbuzz.com/
Was the best, closed and now opened again on 21/8/2010 but as a question thing forum.



Better then Omegle, video/audio/normal plus you can select gender male / female with auto find and skip but it's still new so no much people out there, hope it will be crowdy soon.


http://www.tinychat.com/
Tinychat is a 100% free, no downloads or signup required website that lets you easily video chat with others. You can create a video chat room and invite up to 10 thousand people to join in with you. Even though tinychat is simple, its still powerful and you can easily customize and moderate your rooms with skill.
Video & Audio Chat
Whiteboard Drawing
Invite Friends from facebook and Twitter
100% Free of Cost
Up to 10,000 users
No Download/Signup

http://omegle.com/
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

http://www.6rounds.com/
6rounds is an interactive online environment, offering users a variety of experiences that they enjoy together. Using a combination of webcams, real-time games, social activities and media engagements, 6rounds presents a wide range of opportunities: from watching videos, playing real-time games, facebooking and youtubing together, and more.

http://www.tokbox.com
Free video calling from any website with no downloads.
Easy to use, nothing to download
Talk to anyone, anywhere

http://www.anybodyoutthere.com/
Search online chat partners and find people from around the world to talk with, filter by areas of interest, age, gender and location.

http://www.ekko.tv/
EkkoTV is a new web-based video chat service which allows 2 users to instantly start a video conversations.

http://www.palbee.com/
Palbee is a Knowledge Sharing service platform on Video Conferencing format (Videos + Whiteboard). Palbee takes advantage of “Video Conferencing Format” that supports both Non-verbal (gesture, facial expressions & tone of voice) and Verbal (real-time conversation, texts & images) communication.

http://vawkr.com/
Instant group video chat that you can paste anywhere.

http://www.mebeam.com/
Using Mebeam you can instantly setup video conference rooms with up to 18 people simultaneously. No registration or sign up is required, just create your conference room and invite others to join.

Are FBI threats on Omegle legitimate?

on the website omegle.com i have gotten several messages like this:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

or something similar.
are these notices legit?
  • 1 year ago

Additional Details

I dont know how you really expected that to help me...
its just a fun chat site. but i dont want to get in any trouble. can someone else help?
1 year ago

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

yes, that is legit

Source(s):

my friend used to work for the police in the internet security department

Omegle: The Complete Overview

So, What is Omegle, Really?

The Official Omegle Website is: http://www.omegle.com/
Omegle is an online stranger chat site that allows you to chat with people all over the world. When you click "Start a Chat", the site connects you to someone else on the site. Once you start a chat, you are marked "You" and the person you are chatting with is marked "Stranger". You and your chatting partner both have the option of disconnecting the chat at any given time.
There is no age, country, or any other requirement you have to meet to use Omegle. There does not seem to be a filter on anything you type (profanity, sexual language, violence, ect.) so be careful with what information you give out. Omegle doesn't require an account or any form of singing up, all you need to do is press "Start a Chat".

A Brief History

Omegle was launched March 25th, 2009 by Leif K-Brooks, an 18-year-old male from Brattleboro, Vermont. At first, the site got about 100 users at a given time. Now, it isn't unusual for Omegle to have 5,000 users online. (sometimes up to 6,000). The name "Omegle" is a play on the word omega.
There is now an Omegle application that lets you use Omegle from your iPhone or iPod touch.

Omegle Conversations

Because there are so many unique personalities in the world, there are infinite personalities on Omegle as well. While some Omeglers are perverted, there are some genuinely nice, interesting, and funny people out there. I've had many fun conversations of Omegle, ranging from purple hair to story telling, and everything in between.
A common conversation starter (though extremely boring) is "asl". By giving your age, sex, and location, you usually defeat the opportunity to have a quirky or comical conversation. Plus, many Omeglers lie, as there is no way to verify information you get. I like to start a conversation out by a random statement, and you and your stranger can take the chat to new hights. Another cool way to start is by saying "Once upon a time". This way, you and your partner can continue the story, and the results are usually very funny.
If your partner is typing things that are offensive to you, you can always disconnect and try your luck out with a new stranger.
The important thing to remember when chatting on Omegle is to be safe. There are some crazy people out there, so don't get convinced into giving away personal information if you aren't ready.


FBI, CIA, and other Omegle Automated Messages.

There are users who may attempt to scare you by saying something along the lines of:
Attention, You have violated internet code 5603 (or some other regulation). The FBI/CIA is tracking your IP address.
OR
The stranger you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. Please be careful in giving personal details to this individual.
These messages are FALSE. Whatever the stranger does to make them seem official is just a gimmick, so don't fall for these pranks.

Why does my webcam only work on Omegle video half of the time?

When I use my webcam on omegle occasionally it will connect mine and the other person's so we can see eath other and it works normally. Most of the time however it gives me a black screen for the stranger and apparently they cannot see my webcam even though I see it in the preview box. I have switched the camera to a laptop, downloaded and installed the drivers, and have had the exact same problem. I have a Creative Livecam! camera.
Can anyone help me with this?

ANSWER:DOWNLOAD LATEST 

Omegle




Omegle is a site made last thursday using the already tried and true method of putting two anonymous people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!
The twist is that you have the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's(Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being retarded towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions. Due to chatroulette, as of March 13, 2010, webcams are now added.
There are over 9000 people on Omegle from Brazil, and even moar from Indonesia.
Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:
or
  • Stranger: u a horny girl

  • Trolling

    Sometimes when attempting to cyber bait and troll, people will troll themselves without realizing.
    Rick Rolling and Lemonpartying are common ways to troll strangers looking for slutty pix.
    Some of the most epic and downright most fucked up results of trolling come from baiting the stranger into having cyber with you and then fuckin with them. Classic use of goatse
    Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking buzzkill, some methods must be changed.When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:
    If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
    Remember that every individual has it's own trolling-receptors. If you are talking to a russian, then don't troll him as if he were a nigger.
    Obviously playing the party van on unsuspecting pedos is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following copypasta:
    NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
    Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.


    Moar trolling

  • ctrl+v this copypasta: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
  • Press shift+enter to start a new line
  • Add this to the beginning of your every message
  • Carry on a conversation as normal
--

Since Omegle has that message about people impersonating actual Omegle messages, you can try this:

๐—ข๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—ฃ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜… ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป.

Or..

๐—ข๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—ฃ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ข๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.
๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜†๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด, ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ข๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜.

And just blank post, or type squares.
You can't normally bold text on Omegle, so it looks somewhat official. Some people can't see it because they have fail language support. Type your message first, hold shift and press Enter once, then paste the above message.

--
Say this:
  • "Trolling is a art". And see them reminding you of the "an" error. Feel free to experiment with other deliberate grammatical errors. Remember to keep a score of successful trolls and failtrolls.
  • "I'm a racist", Omegle consists of mostly common-minded sheep, so they will react to this with some kind of moral superiority.
  • "I'm a pedophile/rapist" Same reasons applies as above.
  • "I'm a girl". Go on and fool them as long as possible that you are interested in them, preferably sexually. The longer the better. And then in the end just say "ur a faggot, I have a penis" ???? Enjoy reaction. Or, alternatively, get them to go on webcam, then you are free to show them your smiling male face. Enjoy reaction.
  • "God bless you", "Jesus loves you", "Allah will save us all" or etc. godfaggot slurs, works on some atheist /b/tards
  • ๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅๅ . Posting these will probably get you disconnected.
  • Copypasta the entirety of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick; Or the Whale" Found here.
  • Saying "FBI" actually works when trolling because every time you do, the user will get this message:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
So, just keep saying FBI. Omegle will automatically troll the other person.
Also try saying the common controversial shit such as:
  • "Abortion is murder" - "Stem Cell Research is a sin" - "Large Hadron Collider will kill us all" - "Obama is a socialist"
  • "Playing games make you violent" - "Africans belong in Africa" - "Jews did/didn't do 9/11" - "Evolution/Bigbang is just a theory"
  • "AIDS is god's curse" "The Holocaust didn't happen" - "Homosexuality is a disease" - "† Jews killed Jesus †"
There is plenty of these topics on the net just search for "Controversial subjects" and enjoy heated reactions.
Note: Please add more phrases
  • Shock images in ASCII are always fun. for example:
Classic Goatse
/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Hitler is always fun as well
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                        IMMORTAL LEADER
                          OF OUR RACE
For moar, see ED's ASCII art page. There are plenty of things there, from racial slurs to DESU. Just remember, Omegle deletes blank spaces, so you must post images that aren't full of black space. Or you could just fail.
Note: Please add moar images!

And Moar

Now, there should be no girls on the internet. However, it is always possible that one will find the key to the chain keeping her in the kitchen, and find her way to a computer. She will inevitably be "horny f." You have a moral obligation to use her for sex. Begin to cyber, getting pics if offered, and then fap as fap can. When you finish, however, it is time to enter troll mode. Remember - you need to make up for all that time you pretended to like this person. Make it clear that you were lying to her - say you're a girl, that you're 12 years old, that you suddenly have to vomit, or you can simply disconnect without any warning.


Bonus points if you use Append with the tactics above.

Trolling Tools

Trollegle

Properusage of the trollegle tool
Tools like Trollegle can not only double your ability to troll, but get two people to simultaneously troll each other. You can play the middle-man and essentially take full control of two stranger's conversation. Used correctly, many lulz can be had amidst the confusion.
You could also use it to eavesdrop on random conversations. You'll find that 99% of them are shit.
(Also, why spy on Omegle's text chats when you can spy on their cams? ChatRoulette, too.)
Use Google translator to confuse and flame users in other languages.

Spy on Omegle

it's that easy.
Spy on Omegle is a useful program which, as the name suggests, allows you to spy on other Omegle conversations and talk to both strangers with names made up by the program. The program comes as a .jar file and will only run on Windows and Lunix systems (fuck you Mac lusers). Like any other freeware software on the internet, it is loaded with more viruses and bloatware than a cheap Asian hooker. Okay, just kidding there.

How to use it

  1. Download the updated program here.
  2. Open it
  3. Click 'Start New Conversation'
  4. Put on trollface
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT
If you come across errors of any kind, they are usually easily fixed by visiting Omegle and filling out the craptcha (or you could just wait 10 seconds before jumping to another conversation). As of August 2010, the creator[[1]] of the programme has made a new version available which circumvents this issue by filling in a craptcha each time you interlope on someone's chat. The above link has been corrected to link to the updated, fully compiled version with expanded name list.

What if you get b& or v&

Don't worry. It is perfectly legal. We think. Apparently, due to the fact that Omegle itself doesn't have a terms of service policy, spying on other people's conversations is perfectly okay.

Gallery

Omegle Logs
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on 4chan

Make This Face.
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Links

Video Chat

Because of how Chatroulette was reporting that they had over 200,000 users on at any given time, Omegle wanted to get in on the action.
So Omegle Admins created a similar service tied into omegle that allows you to:

Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish

It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:
  • Stranger1: hi
  • Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
  • Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
  • Stranger2: oh, okay...
  • Stranger1: ...
  • Stranger2: ...
  • Stranger1: cocks

The New Rules

1. Go to omegle.com & start a chat
2. Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & link to it. (don't click it yourself, dickwad)
3. Lulz ensues.


Logs

Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:
Logs 1
 

Stranger: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 
—Wtf?
NOTE: As of last Thursday, there are more trolls on Omegle than real users. If this isn't true, it will be shortly, just give it a few days. Proof:
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: is m00t a fag?
  • Stranger: Are 7927 people on here btards? Most likely. Glad you guys are having fun.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Unusual Omegle Problem : disconnect

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: your move
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: check
Stranger: where are you from ? =)
You: massachusetts
Stranger: cool.
You: y tu?
Stranger: I'm from brazil, nice to meet you
You: you as well!
You: do you know: Astrud Gilberto?
You: (I know you know Ronaldo)
Stranger: no
You: You should definitely know Astrud Gilberto!
Stranger: is he a singer ?
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrud_Gilberto
Stranger: YEEES, ronaldo is a very good soccer player
You: SHE is a very good singer.
Stranger: UAHEUEHAEUHAEUHEUH
You: Have you heard "The Girl From Ipanema?"
Stranger: ooh, i will see
Stranger: yees
You: Bossa Nova, baby!
You: The best thing to come out of Brazil since before Ronaldo!
Stranger: do you know brazilian music ?
Stranger: aeuheauehuehueh
You: A little.
Stranger: have you ever listen Nx Zero ?
You: She is married to Joรฃo Gilberto.
You: No.
You: That sounds like something I would not be into.
You: But I will check it out!
Stranger: Nx Zero is the best band here in the moment
You: *at* the moment
Stranger: uahuahuah
Stranger: thanks..
You: (my Portuegese sucks...)
You: Portuguese
Stranger: i'm learning how to speak in english
You: you are doing a great job!
You: Do you know la pelicula "City of God"?
You: That is a great movie set in Brazil.
Stranger: yes
You: That is the extent of my knowledge of Brazil: The Gilbertos and "City of God"
You: And Ronaldo
Stranger: is a story in 'FAVELA' on Rio de Janeiro
Stranger: don't forget Ronaldo
Stranger: UEHAUAHUEAUEHUAEH
You: Brincadeira. Falo fluentemente Portuguรชs!
Stranger: eer
Stranger: vocรช รฉ daqui ?
Stranger: UAHEUEHAEUHEAUHEAUH
You: Na verdade, eu sรณ sei como usar o Google Translate!
You: Falo todos os idiomas usando o Google Translate!
Stranger: eu tambem sei usar.. mas estou tentando trinar meu ingles.
Stranger: UHAEUHAEUHA
You: Bom para vocรช!
Stranger: i'm seeing you are a boy.
You: Bom para vocรช!
You: Sim, eu sou um menino! Tenho 31 anos!
Stranger: ( so let's talk in english again pls ) :P
Stranger: huum.
You: ร‰ claro! Como quiser.
You: So, where were we?
You: What is your name?
You: What do you do?
You: How old are you? Are you male or female?
Stranger: my name is Laรญs, I'm female (haha)
You: That is a nice name.
Stranger: and I'm 15
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: and.. what is your name ?
You: My name is Wayne.
You: Are you studying English in school?
Stranger: just a little
You: I think Omegle provides a very good opportunity for learning conversational English, don't you agree?
Stranger: i'm studing in a English school, because in my high school the English is very low.
Stranger: yees, I agree
You: What time is it where you are right now?
Stranger: it's 9:16 p.m
You: That is one hour ahead of me. It is 8:16 pm here.
You: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Stranger: ooh, i's a good question
You: Perhaps the most important question...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i'm thinking about to be chemistry
You: "I am thinking that I would like to be a chemist"
You: or
You: "I am thinking about chemistry"
Stranger: you are help me! *-*
Stranger: thank you so much
You: that is a good profession
You: i studied chemistry.
Stranger: yes, I like that
Stranger: really ?
You: but i prefer more language-based activities (rather than formulas)
Stranger: at the university ?
You: I took college classes in chemistry while I was in high school, but decided against pursuing a degree in chemistry.
Stranger: I understood.. I like all the chemistry
You: There is much to like.
You: Do you know: PV=nRT ?
Stranger: yeeees
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_gas_law
You: That is most of what I remember from my chemistry studies
Stranger: equacao geral of gases
You: Yes!
Stranger: aueheauheauheauhe
Stranger: enthalpy
You: Good luck with your chemistry studies, Laรญs. I have to go now.
You: Bye bye
Stranger: and so on..
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: do you have orkut ?
Stranger: or twitter ?
Stranger: i liked to talk to you
You: No. Orkut is big in Brazil, but not here.
Stranger: you help me so much
Stranger: my space ?
You: Not on twitter.
Stranger: msn ?
You: Not on myspace. I don't have time for that.
Stranger: oh, I don't know
You: Maybe we will talk on Omegle again!
You: By chance!
Stranger: it's very difficult
Stranger: but..
Stranger: maybe
You: Yes.
You: Good luck.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: good luck for you too
You: Adeus! Boa sorte!
Stranger: tchaau! =)
You have disconnected.

The Omegle Game - Mega game

Step 1 ) Go to Omegle
Step 2 ) Find a stranger to chat with
Step 3 ) See how pissed off you can make them, Or how obscure the chat becomes.
Step 3a ) Ask "Do you like hilary clinton?" and see where the conversation goes
Step 4 ) Post!


Rules :
a) The longer the chat, the more points you get
b) The more hilarious the chat, The more points you get

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: r u there ?
You: Do you like to do the no pants dance?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in Los Angeles.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center.
I perform improv every Monday night at the UCB with "The Smokes."
I also enjoy writing and performing stand up comedy.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you have selected a text based adventure

You: you are in a classroom

You: you are bored

Stranger: ok

You: do you want to look in the desk?

Stranger: yes

You: THERE IS A PIECE OF PAPER IN THE DESK!

You: do you want to doodle on the paper or turn it into an airplane?

Stranger: yes

You: INVALID ENTRY

You: do you want to doodle on the paper or turn it into an airplane?

Stranger: oops sorry, doodle

You: do you want to doodle a dog or 3-dimensional cubes?

Stranger: dog

You: SORRY, YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE A BEAR

You: do you want to erase your bear or look in the margins?

Stranger: marginds

Stranger: margina

Stranger: margins

You: THERE IS SPACE IN THE MARGINS!

Stranger: ok

You: do you want to keep doodling or turn the paper into an airplane? Stranger: airplane :D You: Do you want to fold the paper in half or turn in a corner?

Stranger: corner

You: YOU HAVE TURNED IN A CORNER!

Stranger: yes!

You: do you want to fold the paper in half or turn in the other corner?

Stranger: other corner

You: YOU HAVE TURNED IN THE OTHER CORNER!

Stranger: now fold it

You: do you want to fold the paper in half or doodle another bear?

You: YOU HAVE FOLDED THE PAPER!

You: Do you want to fold the wings or go back to doodling?

Stranger: wings

You: HURRY THE TEACHER IS COMING

You: YOU HAVE FOLDED THE WINGS

You: do you want to throw the plane or save it to show your cousin Marco?

Stranger: Save it

You: YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR PLANE

You: SORRY, you are still bored

You: GAME OVER

Omegle Review: New Chat Room?

More and more people are talking about web2.0 . I just feel very happy for more and more old guys are using these 21st century technology!  Today we will review a cool web2.0 website called Omegle.

What is Omegle ?


Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.


Is Omegle only for Killing Time


Yes! I think so. Omegle is still under developed, however, it do feel like a chatting room in the 20 years ago. I think male will get more interested in this website,dating girl via Omegle.

The future


Imagine you are walking down the street and somebody asks you a question. You answer, you may establish a conversation and chance might lead you to establish a friendship. The system works in the same way, with the difference that you will get to do this online.

These chats are anonymous, and you can feel free to chat with a new stranger and then if you want, you can reveal your personal details in order to go forward.

This site is very easy to use and to navigate through, and it gives you simple options so you can start chatting with other people.
Once you disconnect or be diconnect, just hit the little button to start a new adventure.

When we look at the facebook, it said put your socialization online. Today Omegle makes a place to let you meet new friends online. Though it is new model,but it alreday have 150000 users within 2 weeks! "Since March 25, the day K-Brooks launched the site, usership has exploded to more than 150,000 per day with an average of 2,500 people logged in at one time. He did an interview for the New York Post Tuesday and was preparing for an Australian Podcast later that afternoon. "  siad by some report!  It is very popular !

"My goal is to connect people of different interests, so they can learn from each other and broaden their horizons."  said by its founder K-Brooks

Omegle: Random Chats with Random People

A new website has popped up on the Internet that I stumbled upon called Omegle. The idea is simple yet cool at the same time. When connected to the site you are randomly matched with another individual and placed in a chat room. What happens here is up to you and of course you are dealing with the Internet.
The idea was created by Leif K-Brooks and was first launched on March 25th. Playing around with it I encountered a cross section of the Internet, a little weird but in some cases some pretty cool conversations. Your results may vary but the popularity of the site has only grown.
Around 1800 people are now connected and chatting and I can’t help but thinking that the website is bringing us all a bit closer together… virtually that is. Is this what the whole “Web 2.0″ phenomenon was about? I’m not quite sure but it’s pretty damn cool either way.
Leif says he wants to see meaningful discussions and not just trolls and spam and will be looking for a way to crack down on such activity. I wish him well as I continue to explore the far reaches of the Internet and Omengle is taking me one step closer.
Source: Omegle

Omegle: Hey There, Stranger!

I must send out a thank you to two tech divas: Veronica Belmont and Sarah Lane. These two ladies have introduced me to the weird, anonymous world of Omegle through their Twitter posts.
What is Omegle? It’s a chat room that pairs you randomly with someone else. Both chatters are anonymous, identified only by the handle “Stranger.” You can chat about anything you like. You can share data or talk about the weather. You can make a new friend or frustrate a stranger until he or she chooses to disconnect from the conversation. It’s pretty much a free-for-all.
Either party can disconnect from the conversation at any point. If the conversation isn’t going anywhere or the other chatter goes idle, you can skip out and try again. You may end up chatting with a curious Web celebrity. It might even be yours truly, so be nice.
Upon logging in for the first time, I braced myself for trolling. Anonymity on the Web often leads to abusive language and sophomoric behavior. My first conversation wasn’t terribly successful. I typed “Hello strange person.” My conversation partner promptly disconnected the conversation. Clearly I need to work on my online social skills.
My second and third conversations were a little more successful. I even got far enough to find out the third conversational partner was from Guadalajara. That’s as much personal information as we shared.
Civility went out the window with conversation number four, but a 75-percent success rate is nothing to sneeze at. It’s an interesting social experiment. I don’t see it having any real lasting effect, but it was fun to make contact with random people.
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Omegle.com – The R3t@rd’s Playground

I really hope you’ve not been as unfortunate to come across me on Omegle.com. That site is a playground for random and retarded people like me!
Omegle.com is a chat site where you click the “Start a chat” button, and get connected to a random stranger. I must say that I’ve never had a regular conversation on that site, nor will I ever. I do however try different variations of deceit and creeping people out. I find it hilarious.
The best ones are the conversation with an apparent language barrier, and when I try to make people disconnect as fast as possible.

New Chat Site Omegle.com : Chat with Strangers Anonymously

Nowadays, internet is the best way to keep in touch with the people. With the help of internet, you can do chat, talk, email, and many other things online. In order to give opportunity to meet new friends online resources are created. The way the system works is very simple. Good news for the people who are using social networking site, New Chat Site Omegle.com was launched for the chatting with the strangers and making new friends.

Omegle.com is an online browser based chat service that connects you to a random person instantly. Omegle is used for talking to strangers via online chat. 18 years old boy, Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro created this site and was launched on March 25, 2009. The name "Omegle" is a modification of the word omega. The logo’s blue part contains an omega (ฮฉ) turned crosswise. Omegle introduced a video conferencing feature in addition to text chatting on March 14, 2010.
Omegle is pulling about 1,50,000 hits every day within months of its launch (just think how many people are bored with the people they already know and how many they are in need to find and connect to new people). Mandatory chat names like "You" and "Stranger" in the conversation, the slogan of the site is "Talk to Strangers!,” and at the end of the chat prompts such as "Your conversational partner has disconnected" are used, that appeared to fuel the popularity of the site.
If you want to use Omegle.com then click on “Start a chat” button, and a stranger will join you. There is no need to sign-up, register and download any software. In this site, chats are completely unidentified. You can give your personal details, if you want. There is nothing to stop you from revealing your personal details. It allows you to choose another user randomly and lets you to have a one-on-one chat with each other. Omegle.com is same as other normal chat services. Both of the users have ‘Disconnect’ option, the moment if you don’t want to continue chat, you can click on ‘Disconnect’ button. Meanwhile, you can connect with another stranger.
An Omegle mobile application is also provided by this site to chat with strangers from an Android, iPhone, or iPod Touch device (or any applicable smart phone). No restrictions on age or any other user characteristic, everyone can use this site. An Internet safety blog reviewed Omegle and the author cited that "on my first chat I was offered Crack and then cursed at with plenty of F's showing up". An anti-spam software CAPTCHA is used by the site which periodically challenges users in order to prevent spam messages that being sent by automated bots.

Omegle’s creator, 18-year-old Leif K-Brooks, said that the news of the romance was welcome. News.com.au quoted him as saying, “I created Omegle partly just out of technical curiosity, but also to address a need I saw.” He added: “Most of the time, people associate with each other based on common interests. That’s fine, and I completely understand why people would want to have something in common with their friends. However, if it’s the only kind of social interaction, people’s lives will become a bit stagnant; it’s hard to learn from someone who’s just like you.”
K-Brooks further said that many people had used the website to engage in absurd conversations, thinking that it was a place where insight could be gained. He said: “People have certainly been doing a lot of that with the site, and while it’s not quite my original purpose, I’m happy as long as people are enjoying the site. I enjoyed reading the logs someone posted of asking strangers if they believed in God though. I think it’s a very interesting social experiment.” (ANI)
Features:
  • Talk to strangers and meet new people online in a simple online chat.
  • Instantly start chatting with a random user.
  • Anonymous, no registration or choosing chat rooms